My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Far be it from me to doubt your veracity ...it does rather conjure up a nice image...
A little like your sister going to your Mother and asking, "what does 'vice' mean"? There follows a discussion of prostitution (what's a prostitute?), homosexuality (what's that, Mummy?) drugs, and other flamboyant behaviour.
"Why do you ask?" enquires Mother. "Oh, I've been made vice-captain of the netball team".
Ba-da-boom.
Or the other tennis-related joke, to which the punchline is "forehand, backhand, forehand, backhand, forehand, backhand, deuce".
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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:27,
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