My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Didn't hurt a bitI was drugged up to the eyeballs and just lying on my back waiting for the doctors to forcibly eject the pair of squatters through the sun-roof.
I did however vomit for Britain from the sixth week of pregnancy until the very morning they were extracted - 34 weeks later.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:56,
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