My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I had a very similar experience once!Which probably qualifies as the single most embarrassing moment of my life (and god help me, I've had a few of those).
My best friend is gay and for some reason (well, the reason is obvious) had acquired a gigantic double-ended dildo. It was a huge, flesh-coloured, veiny horror, but I was intrigued by the thing and took it home with me to intimidate/pester my boyfriend with.
Anyway, I completely forgot about it until one day two mates of my boyfriend were visiting and were checking out the cellar which they were going to turn into a rehearsal space. One of them spotted The Dildo, which had found its way into an open backpack and exclaimed: "Look there! That thing is ENORMOUS!" He then proceeded to eh, whip it out and play with it.
I was already horrified, I wouldn't have cared if they were my friends but I didn't know these people well at all at the time.
Flustered, I answered: "But it's not mine! I only took it home to play with!"
*insert awkward silence here*
Luckily for me they never mentioned it again :P
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