
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When my brother got married, I was under the impression that his wife'd be squeezing out mini chavs within a matter of hours. That was a misconception. On a recent stay-over at his house, I noticed a bookshelf filled with How-to-get-pregnant books. That looks like a series misconceptions.
Naturally, I laughed, loud and long.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:39, 4 replies)

Don't care. It's not a joke, anyway. My misconception was that there'd be a load of brats, and they usually follow sex.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:03, closed)
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