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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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‘Relationship Overlapping’

After my girlfriend dumped me, I tried to raise my spirits by going for a cruise on my own (On a SHIP – you dirty fuckers)

To my horror, the ship sank, and there were only 3 survivors; Me, a bloke called Joe and a young (rather attractive) lady called Susan.

Well, we managed to swim to a small island and started to set up a shelter etc. After a while it was quite obvious that we all got on very well, but there was also the inevitable attraction.

As consenting adults, the three of us got together and had ‘the talk’.

We lived happily there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do... But after several years of constant casual sex, Susan felt overwhelmed with guilt about what she had been doing. The moral degredation of regularly 'bumping uglies' with both Me & Joe (sometimes at the same time) was so bad that I’m sorry to report that she killed herself. It was a very tragic time but Joe & I managed to get through it and, after a while, as we grew closer, we confided in each other…and nature once more took its inevitable course...

Well, a couple more years drifted by quite happily but eventually, both Joe & I began to feel absolutely horrible about what we were doing.............

So we buried her.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, 8 replies)
Oh dear...
This was excellent.
You're a terrible, terrible man.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, closed)
Well, all the puns have gone...

So I thought I'd resort to shit jokes instead.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44, closed)
Oh my!
We haven't out-punned Pooflake have we?! :)

and this gets a click, and a loud snorting cackle, from me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, closed)
do realise that my name is Joe don't you?

It was on the restraining order...

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:53, closed)
yes...yes I do...

I may not be allowed within 500 yards...but a man can still dream...

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:03, closed)
Roll up! Roll up!
For one week only - the Pooflake stand-up-a-thon!

I promise not to steal the pun again if the horrible jokes stop. Pleeeaassse!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:20, closed)
Inb4 someone getting on their high horse like this really happened.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:28, closed)
didn't see THAT coming.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:20, closed)

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