My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My first girlfriend had some classicsNow bear in mind I was 18 and she was 23 AND had already had a kid with someone else, so you'd expect she'd be well up on all matters of the sexeh tiem.
Well on time in bed she was messing with my 'member' and was looking at it rather odly..
Her "Where is the other hole then?"
Me "What?"
Her "The other hole you piss out of??"
Thats right, this 23 year old woman who has had kids somehow thought the penis had 2 holes in the end...one for spunking and one for pissing!
I wish i'd pretended as the realization that they both came out the same place was met with, "thats fucking gross, i'm not putting that in my mouth again."
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Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:40,
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