My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Should be able to do something under the Trades Descriptions Act
It seems to me that pvc-clad goth girls who hang around in those pubs that have a "very dark" atmosphere turn out to be of the "quick fumble under the cover with the lights off" type, while the mild-mannered, glasses-wearing, never-wear-less-than-3-jumpers type is more likely to the "change-positions-at-half-time", "spend-all-day-in-bed-together" type.
...Or so I have been told. Ahem. By someone...
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:10, 2 replies)
It seems to me that pvc-clad goth girls who hang around in those pubs that have a "very dark" atmosphere turn out to be of the "quick fumble under the cover with the lights off" type, while the mild-mannered, glasses-wearing, never-wear-less-than-3-jumpers type is more likely to the "change-positions-at-half-time", "spend-all-day-in-bed-together" type.
...Or so I have been told. Ahem. By someone...
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:10, 2 replies)
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