
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Only technically...
Smaller age gap than Romeo and Juliet though
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, 1 reply)

abject arsehole, and carrier of Trichomonas ... Yes!
Paedophile... he was four years older than me..?
So only in the sense that I was underage... a bit.. likesay, technically
But do I feel like a victim?.. do I bollocks, he got his in the end for cheating, and the rest is history lol
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:46, closed)
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