My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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As a boy growing upI was under the misconception that it was a really bad thing to be a virgin. Consequently I spent a lot of time telling lies about ficticious sexual encounters with milk maids MILFs and lolipop ladies to all my mates.
Turns out though that since I don't have a virgina, the chances of me or any male for that matter ever losing our "virginity" is pretty slim.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06,
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