My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Waityou're so repugnant that even a corpse wouldn't have sex with you unless you gave it rohypnol?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:26, 3 replies)
I'm afraid so...I can't say I'm a 'looker'...in fact I look as if I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...then went up for another go...before someone set my face on fire and beat out the flames with the ugly stick.
ah well...back to work...
*warms hands*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30,
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I think that under most corpse-shagging circumstancesyou'd have a happier result if you kept the rohypnol for yourself.
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