
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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...went to the doctor complaining of stomach cramps.after a cursory examination the doctor announced she was 9 months pregnant and was in labour.when asked if she had considered the epic bulge of her stomach/womb as unusual,the woman had answered 'well,i eat a lot of cake.'
unbelievable maybe,but she claims its totally true.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:33, 1 reply)
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