
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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In my youth I thought babies came out of ladies belly buttons
Cue horrified mini-Boss Mew when I learned the truth through the medium of video
Then my mother decided to teach me about 'bird & bees' through the medium of a sex manual she had...and strict instructions to 'not flick through the book'.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:19, Reply)
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