My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Missus woke meup at 0335, phoned the horsepickle who told her to come in. Prepacked bag in the back of the car, dressed and out the door at 0355, 130mph bish down the empty motorway, at the horsepickle (20 miles away) at 0407. Baby born at 0702.
Nicely.
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shadyron, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:28,
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