My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hmm..
Are you a vegan? Are you? I bet you are. Do you wear shawls? Do you? Are they nice and comfy?
You're not allowed into my vegetarian, scarf wearing cariacature; I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the one you made up all by yourself. So there.
Oh, and the bilious bit. There's nothing more bilious than the reply KMWIP got; accusations of rape, images of family members, the use of the nasty C word. If indeed the replyee was going through a repressed trauma, she's definitely at the angry stage and not the weeping into her jumper (or shawl, or scarf, or non-gender specific woven garment) stage. If I were a bloke I'd be shitting myself I'd be the next on her shag-list.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:42, Reply)
Are you a vegan? Are you? I bet you are. Do you wear shawls? Do you? Are they nice and comfy?
You're not allowed into my vegetarian, scarf wearing cariacature; I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the one you made up all by yourself. So there.
Oh, and the bilious bit. There's nothing more bilious than the reply KMWIP got; accusations of rape, images of family members, the use of the nasty C word. If indeed the replyee was going through a repressed trauma, she's definitely at the angry stage and not the weeping into her jumper (or shawl, or scarf, or non-gender specific woven garment) stage. If I were a bloke I'd be shitting myself I'd be the next on her shag-list.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:42, Reply)
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