My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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my mum was the religious type
and so for years i was told that
"when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they pray very hard for a baby"
I would wonder why the hell God would stick the baby inside my mums guts? instead of just handing them the baby instead... which is far easyier compared to the whole messy birthing procedure.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
and so for years i was told that
"when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they pray very hard for a baby"
I would wonder why the hell God would stick the baby inside my mums guts? instead of just handing them the baby instead... which is far easyier compared to the whole messy birthing procedure.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
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