My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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awwwI thought it was going to be by Frank Spencer, and therefore of dubious truthiness, but it seems scarily believable.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:49,
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disgustinglyit's true. He's engaged to her now, they're due to get married next year and he wants me to be his best man.
It should make for a memorable speech, anyway.
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:53,
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:57,
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suggestionCan't you wank in his top hat?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:48,
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