My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There's naivety and there's naivetyI still don't know what was worse.
Thinking that I could get a girl pregnant by rubbing belly buttons with her when I was 13 or believing, at 23, that by declaring my undying love to my then partner, she wouldn't sleep with other blokes behind my back.
And then making the same mistake when I was 32.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:49, 2 replies)
so when you were 32you tried rubbing belly buttons to get someone pregnant?
oh hang on, I get it.
Sorry
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:06, closed)
No.That was when I was 19.
There was some spunk in the fluff.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)
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