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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Soooo
did you ever talk to them about the cumpoo swallowing incident?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:50, 1 reply)
Oh yes
it's a topic that regularly pops up in our pub conversations, much to my eternal chagrin.

A typical exchange:

D: "You massive homo, you've tasted my unborn children"
CC: "yeah, well I've shagged your wife-to-be too. It was your idea."

usually followed by a scowl, then a high five, or similar :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:57, closed)

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