My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Having been an avid fan of...... 'Thinky Wanks' as a child, I very much enjoyed 'The Naked Ape' by Desmond Morris (particularly Chapter 6: 'sex').
My textual persuasion, as well as poor phonetic skill were revealed upon my 14th birthday when I asked Kerry-Ann Moss if I could see her 'slitoris'.
The shame still haunts me.
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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20,
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why?I think it's an excellent word, and I'm going to start using it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:42,
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I'm not really sure.But I think it could have been the barely stifled laugh.
It shrunk one's pride (and manhood) for the next few years.
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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:51,
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mis-spellingsI once asked a girl, by post, if we should help each other get rid of our 'vaginity'...
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