My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hmm.
A very similar thing happened to a "friend" of mine.
It seems to be a very common misconception. It also seems that trusting one's spaghetti bologonese to be free of excrement is the same.
To be fair, I do regret it now. But at the time it seemed justified.
Er... I mean my "friend" felt justified.
Or something.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:04, 1 reply)
A very similar thing happened to a "friend" of mine.
It seems to be a very common misconception. It also seems that trusting one's spaghetti bologonese to be free of excrement is the same.
To be fair, I do regret it now. But at the time it seemed justified.
Er... I mean my "friend" felt justified.
Or something.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:04, 1 reply)
Wasn't food sabotage last weeks question???
Ha ha ha. Wish I had some given some kind of payback but I'm too nice for my own good. That and I'd recently moved 200miles away as 2 months before we 'broke up' due to my suspicions (I read her emails when she'd left herself logged on on MY pc!) made it difficult. First loves make you due stupid things - like get back together when it shouldn't be!
*sorry - meant my friend!!!
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Ha ha ha. Wish I had some given some kind of payback but I'm too nice for my own good. That and I'd recently moved 200miles away as 2 months before we 'broke up' due to my suspicions (I read her emails when she'd left herself logged on on MY pc!) made it difficult. First loves make you due stupid things - like get back together when it shouldn't be!
*sorry - meant my friend!!!
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