My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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"You can't have sex in the back of a mini"my then g/f declared one evening. As we were driving along in her mini in the gathering dusk in the middle of nowhere (between Inverness and Ullapool).
"I'm pretty sure you can," I replied.
She turned off into a layby and said "come on then, let's try!"
"Ooh, you've done this before," she giggled as I got us into position.
Well, I had, but with a smaller lady and when I was a lot fitter.
The right sort of contact was made but it was a disappointing endeavour, leaving me with a bad back for weeks and her with a gear-knob shaped bruise on her thigh.
These days I have a fuck-off big Mercedes for 'special occasions'. Much more roomy, easy to manoeuvre in, and the seats are wipe-clean leather.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:24,
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heh heh hehyou said knob
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Mini SexYou Mini didn't have flip forward seats then. Makes all the difference, get her on the back seat flip the front seat forward hey presto tons of room, plus you have the added bonus that the windows steam up very quickly. Best cars ever for having sex in.
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