My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Maybe you could make them kinky?It's a slow process, of course--start them off on getting tied up with slik scarves, and thn move slowly to the kinkier things, but I understand it can happen.
If you don't have any success, move to San Francisco, where tying your girlfriend up is a third-date activity, if not a second. (Why yes, I do love living here, why do you ask? :-D )
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