My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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Aural sex
There was the poor kid when we were 14 who we convinced that you could make yourself orgasm by flicking your ear repeatedly, something he then did for 12 straight minutes.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:57, 1 reply)
There was the poor kid when we were 14 who we convinced that you could make yourself orgasm by flicking your ear repeatedly, something he then did for 12 straight minutes.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:57, 1 reply)
Umm.
"Licking," maybe. "Flicking," definitely not.
Mmm. Ear licking and nibbling. Prrrrrr.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:37, closed)
"Licking," maybe. "Flicking," definitely not.
Mmm. Ear licking and nibbling. Prrrrrr.
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