My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Just be attractive, funny, rich, and have a massive cock...then the chicks will be properly hot for you!
And none of this 'Nice guy vs Bastard' malarky will matter a jot!
Well, that's what I heard
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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I thought it wasbe a massive cock.
Damn, now I'm screwed*.
*Not in a physical sense, obviously.
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NopeYou have to be a mahoosive cunt
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