My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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And on a similar note
Here's a tip if you're using an Internet dating site:
If a woman mentions "I like a man with confidence" in her profile, this just screams "Hi, I'm one of those women you'll fall in love with and when you finally do pluck up the guts to ask me out, I'll say 'let's just be friends' " at you.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
Here's a tip if you're using an Internet dating site:
If a woman mentions "I like a man with confidence" in her profile, this just screams "Hi, I'm one of those women you'll fall in love with and when you finally do pluck up the guts to ask me out, I'll say 'let's just be friends' " at you.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
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