My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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So I went to my Dad…And said: “Dad - what’s ‘sex”
He rolled his eyes and explained everything in full, dirty….mmm….graphic, filthy detail.
He then said ‘Why do you ask?”
I replied: “Because mum told me to tell you your dinner is ready in a couple of secs”
/coat /here all week...try the veal etc.
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*tries veal*Mmmmm, nice veal.
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Stop the QotW...I want to get off.
mmmmm 'Get off'
*spluffs*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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Mmmm spluff*gets off*
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*Spluffs off*Mmmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:42,
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