My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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This is somewhat different to my own experience, summarized below:Age 11: Masturbation discovered.
Age 12: Masturbation.
Age 13: Masturbation.
Age 14: Masturbation.
Age 15: Yay! Snogging. No sexy teim, though. More Masturbation.
Age 16: Masturbation.
Age 17: Masturbation.
Age 18: Masturbation.
Age 19: Masturbation.
Age 20: Masturbation.
Age 21: Masturbation.
Age 22: Masturbation.
Age 23: Masturbation.
Age 24: Yay! Sexy teim!
Age 25: Masturbation.
Age 26: Masturbation.
Age 27: Yay! More sexy teim.
Age 28: Masturbation
Age 29: Sexy teim/marriage/kids/mortgage, etc.
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