My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My Greatest Sexual Misconception......is when I was a kid, my mum and dad telling me that my winky would grow bigger.
25 years later, and it hasn't grown by so much as a micron.
I have to wank with the tines of a fork for fuck's sake. I can't even make a mouse groan.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)
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