My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A misconception about the female anatomy held by several female b3tansWhen I went to the August QOTW Bash, I realised a shocking truth. Someone brought an etch-a-sketch along to the bash. After becoming fed up of drawing the male anatomy (in a somewhat crude fashion), we went on to ladies bits. Apparently, many female b3tans haven't looked at themselves in the mirror naked! The line separating the legs goes all the way up to the hairy bit, and does not stop before, unlike the 'diagrams' drawn by the good ladyfolk of b3ta.
If it did, it would mean that there would be a flap of skin joining the two legs right at the top. When sitting down to wee, instead of going down into the bowl, a puddle would form on this flap of skin before falling down like a waterfall when the 'mini lake' would overflow.
Width? This flap of skin would also make it harder to spread the legs.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:11,
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