Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Roasting some peasI had been friends with the girl across the road since we were both 5. When we were 13, we were walking across an overgrown field/meadow on the edge of town when we started play-fighting. She got me to the floor and pinned me. "Ha!" she said triumphantly, but then I managed to roll and ended up pinning her. Rather than trying to push me off, she wrapped her arms and legs around me and pulled me down onto her but I managed to wriggle free.
Some months later, she admitted that on that July afternoon, the hot sunshine had made her horny as hell and sexy things were going to happen, but my innocence had secured my virginity for another 4 years.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:36,
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Warning: controversial statement approaching.Thirteen year old boys are fucking idiots.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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When I was 12 my girlfriend told me to put it inside herand I said "Noooo I don't want to get you pregnant."
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Peej, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:51,
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Ahhhhhh, the 'joys' of youth.I think we've all done similar things- for me many times- in our teens. I think the problem lies in young boys thinking girls don't want to. If I ever have a son, my advice would be, 'They're horny as fuck son, just try it on, but remember no means no.'
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:59,
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Top parenting, there.(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:01, closed)
Top hypothetical parenting.As more and more of my mates calf, I've noticed their attitudes change after the fact.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:19,
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Well, quite.I realise it's only potential parenting. I just don't think I'd encourage my potential children to be sexually promiscuous so explicitly.
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Horny 13 year olds?Quick, someone get me my nonce alarm.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35,
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Does thatplay the same tune as ice-cream vans?
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Yeah,I retuned it to Greensleeves, a couple of weeks back.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:45,
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