First Time Trauma
Both I and the lass in question had never discussed it until that evening, but as we were getting naked together for the first time - a few months into the relationship - we found out we were both still virgins.

Within thirty seconds of being inside her, I saw she was bleeding a lot more than I expected a girl would for her first time. I pulled out, nervous I'd been hurting her. She asked what was wrong, then saw the blood seeping from her and over my groin and over the bedsheets and freaked out.

She tried to get to her shower to clean up but fainted at the sight of her own blood, taking the full weight of the fall on her nose, breaking it in the process. Had to get her delirious self dressed and take her to the hospital. Had to answer lots of awkward questions about how she ended up in that condition. She blocked my phone number when she got out; embarrassed by the evening.

I felt I'd rushed sex. I'd wrecked a great friendship. I regretted it for ages. Took four years and waiting for the right person to feel it was OK to try to have sex again.

Me and the gal bumped into each other about six years after the incident. We went to a pub and we caught up over a few drinks.
Quote of the evening? Her summary of the relationship:
"The relationship kinda fell flat on its face that night, didn't it?"
(rzeki, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:49, 5 replies)

hah
~~~AND NOW FOR THE PUNCHLINE~~

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( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)

follow up
so what was the reason for the blood flow?
(justin(e), Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:48, closed)

Ha ha ha!
Sorry, but that was actually pretty funny.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:23, closed)

She passed out at the site of blood down there?
Had she never had a period?
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:16, closed)

Another nonce,
then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:49, closed)