That last one reminds me . . .
25 years old, roughly. Female friend of mine, part of our group, who I'd always fancied a bit, brings another friend on a night out, and me and new girl end up in bed. This turns out to be quite a long relationship, about 5 years in the end.

Anyway, year or so later, original friend (Amanda) moves to a place in Buckinghamshire. She's single, lives by herself.

Me and the girlfriend go to visit. We have a few drinks over dinner, off to bed, fiddling around with each other, GF suddenly says 'Why don't you invite Amanda to join us?'. In my pissed state, I just chuckle quietly, and fall asleep.

Next day, a bit more sober, I say to her with a laugh 'You were trollied last night, you told me to go and get Amanda for a threesome'

'Yes', she says. 'She once told me she would quite like to do that'.

Pissing shitbollocks. I suspect it was probably better in the end that we didn't, but if I had realised it was a serious suggestion, I'd have been all over it.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:04, 17 replies)

totally true

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:05, closed)

Totally original answer.
yap yap yap.

Shouldnl't you be sucking Janet Aylia's cock or something?
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:06, closed)

whoa there don't drag ME into this.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:25, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1463979/
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)

What is your point,
you witless cretin?

I get it - you don't beleive any of this, or any other post. If you had an interesting or funny way of expressing it, I'd just ignore you.

You just sound like a spotty 15 year old. That'd be OK if you were a spotty 15 year old, of course. You're not 15 though.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:12, closed)

At least you haven't got all over-excited about a post on the internet.
That would be embarrassing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)

I think you
have.

Your rabid screechy 'LIES!!!' posts 28 times a day seem to require far more energy than anything I have posted.

And it seems you have been doing that for months, probably years. How much if your life have you wasted on this? You could have gone out and lost your virginity by now.

Anyway, keep it up. The Internet needs people to keep an eye on forums. You're doing a great job.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:24, closed)

Yup.
I'm definitely typing more than you here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:26, closed)

And that means something?
I'm perfectly calm.

There are 3 or 4 of you who just suck the life out of these discussions with your incessant lame trolling.

Lets imagine someone actually did get into a threesome, right? Would they really bother posting about it, knowing with 100% certainty that you or one of your OCD mates would immediately pile in with one of the three versions you have of 'You're lying'?

You think I've taken the bait or something? No, it's not like that. I'm just letting you know you're not funny, and you add precisely zero to the threads you post in.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:38, closed)

Yup. Definitely putting me in my place here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:47, closed)

I'll put it in terms you understand Shambolic
You're a cunt. Fuck off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:49, closed)

You can't argue against any of this

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:02, closed)

They've got me bang to rights, guv.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:34, closed)

I don't think
I've ever felt this image to be more appropriate.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:27, closed)

NO-ONE SHOULD EVER TAKE THE PISS ON COMEDY FORUMS WITH A STRONG LINE IN IRREVERENT HUMOUR

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:51, closed)

I don't doubt this.
I think the suggestion of threesomes by females happens a lot more than some people would imagine.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:21, closed)