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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

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My mum's biggest regret is shagging YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:50, 19 replies)
Bloody typical. You dress up nice, put on some cologne, buy her dinner and take her dancing, and how does she treat you?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:56, closed)
Like a sex toy with SHOES.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:02, closed)
I should've stuck to RingofFyre's mum. Now there's a classy lady. Makes you wonder how it went so wrong?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:09, closed)
Spent too long shagging people off the internet to make sure he was attending school :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:11, closed)
Must've been a while back.
She's been dead 6 years now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:16, closed)
He knows. *wink*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:29, closed)
Dirty bastard.
Stickin' his dick in jars on MY mantelpiece!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:36, closed)
Oh god, we've entered the forbidden zone of 'Your mum' jokes. When you find out a man has a dead mother, do you stop in shame-faced agony or carry on to glorious monsterdom? The eternal question.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:03, closed)
Nothing to feel shame for,
I just wouldn't do it just after I've stubbed out a ciggie if I were you. That's all.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:07, closed)
"is"
Not was.
Oh yeah AB, she might feel bad afterwards but she sure as fuck hasn't lost my number yet...;)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:06, closed)
My mum's biggest regret is shagging your mum.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:52, closed)
Hey, what's wrong with my mum?
My mum would shag the shit out of your mum AND pay her taxi fare! My mum would take you mum to the heights of velvet ecstasy, you bastard.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:02, closed)
I heard you mum eats cunt like she's got a hair caught in her throat and has raggedy nails and does doggy farts when she cums.
That's what I heard. I'm not saying it's true. It's just what all the girls say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, closed)
Nonsense.
She told me that I was the best she'd ever had; that she loved what I did to her.

At least, I think she was talking to me. I wasn't the only one there.

Ripped off Jimmy Carr
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:27, closed)
And she did have her mouth full.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, closed)
I don't believe she regrets all of us.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:39, closed)
I don't think any of us really wanted to tell you this, but...
Like I said earlier, she hasn't exactly lost MY number now, has she?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:40, closed)
Never even met him.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:10, closed)
touche
Or should I say "Two dads"?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:41, closed)

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