Regret?
It's an odd concept to me. I don't think I really regret any shag I've ever had. I ain't a fucking oil painting but then almost nobody is. Oh sure I've had girls who make people jealous and had to face the taunts of friends for humping what they called a whale or a facially challenged beast of burden but I can honestly say at least I got to have real sex with a real person while my picky friends had to console themselves with their hands. So yeah, like everyone I do have some stories of missed opportunities but I count them as part of my journey through life and every real encounter was one less wank, wonderful though wanking is my old numb handed buddies.
Regrets though are the subject so I must admit I bloody wish I'd done more and taken every sodding offer that came along. I bet some of them would have been unforfuckinggettable.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:41, 9 replies)

I really liked this and can relate wholeheartedly.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:42, closed)

I, too, would like to join your virgin support group.
No, wait. I've had loads of sex, with loads of stunning women. My one regret is not having the time to shag them all with my massive cock.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:42, closed)

Is this the response to another post?
It doesn't appear to be related to this at all.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:52, closed)

Eh,
stick it where you'd like, and it'll probably fit. If you know what I mean.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:27, closed)

You mean "one fewer wank".
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 0:38, closed)

I've found that women get really turned on when you correct their grammar

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:47, closed)

^This^

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:21, closed)

Nah, in this case I mean less.
You're right, grammatically, fewer is correct.I mean less.Perhaps that should have read "lesser"?

Oddly I was explaining the mistake evident in the 12 items or less sign to a checkout gal just a few days ago. If I'd been trying for some playful sexual banter, it wouldn't have got me very far.

*Edit
Now I think of it, playful sexual banter doesn't usually involve the semantics of signage, not in my world anyway.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:20, closed)

Spare y-fronts, please
"facially challenged beast of burden"
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:15, closed)