Fat Birds
I love the description my brother gave me the day after he'd shagged his first fat bird.

"It was like trying to get an overloaded wheelbarrow to the end of the garden."
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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 11:05, 19 replies)

He kept slipping off into a muddy rut and eventually spilled his load all over the geraniums?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:42, closed)

He kept slipping off into a muddy rut and eventually spilled his load all over the geraniums?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:42, closed)

You can say that again.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:43, closed)

And again.
Holocaust.



Oh snap.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:21, closed)

I can't believe you'd make a joke out of something like that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:16, closed)

Very b3tards will understand anything to do with manual labour.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:51, closed)

Manual Labour.
Isn't he a Spanish flamenco dancer?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:20, closed)

Sounds more like an agitator to me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:30, closed)

"One time I was bunking off on the internet when I should have been answering first line calls, when my boss asked me to bring him a file.
Cue me telling him to find some other brown-noser to be his slave. I'm dead special me, I've got a degree and I always vote Tory and I pay tax and everything. I don't see why I should be made to do pleb work."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:33, closed)

Arf!

(McChinaman banned, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:48, closed)

Fat birds and mopeds
Both great rides until your mates catch you.
( Peej, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:39, closed)

I like that
*click*
Also see "Up a slippery plank and into a skip"
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:40, closed)

this makes me laugh every time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHlCcKbdaG4
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 7:45, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_lQrmHXRk
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:01, closed)

That's
awesome. Face plant of doom.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 4:14, closed)

So your brother
has sex with people he finds repulsive, and bad-mouths his sexual partners. Form an orderly queue ladies.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 1:11, closed)

Yes.
Well read.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 19:25, closed)

With a flat tyre in mud...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 5:07, closed)

Parascending
A guy I know was on holiday abroad ( Greek Islands? I am not quite sure) and he wanted to try parascending with his wife. She was too nervous to go on her own so he asked if they could go together on one of those parachute thingies with a double seat. The guy who owned the speedboat pointed to the lady and said "Oh no no no, is impossible, she have too many kilos!" I bet that did wonders for her self esteem ( not ).
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 7:34, closed)