Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I woke up once to find The Lovely Mrs Ring of Fire sucking my cock.
It's only now, after reading these replies, that I realise I should have immediately phoned the police.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:11,
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Would you have felt any different
if she had woken you up by buggering you with a strap-on? And not been your wife?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:30,
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No. I'd immediately phone the police then as well.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:10,
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Hurray! It's the point-missing white knight patrol!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:49,
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Boo,
it's someone taking a joke too seriously.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:10,
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God bless you Ringo, always willing to fight the corner of the sex offender.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:20,
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It's time the prejudice faced by the sex offending community was confronted.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:35,
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I'm now guessing,
Maybe I shouldn't post the stories about my experiments with pyronecropaedophilia.
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yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:58,
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the stories about my experiments with pyronecropaedophilia.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:04,
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Devastating put-down.
Nice, they should leave that one open for ever.
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yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:29,
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Actually,
The biggest regret? Not drawing a dick on her forehead - with six hairs on each ball.
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yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:33,
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Perhaps Shambo
You should take your own advise
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:24,
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