Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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So, you don't like bacon?That is both profound, and sexual. Profoundly sexual, even.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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Sex ruined bacon for me.Nah, I just don't like smoked bacon. Unsmoked is fine.
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gone, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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I like smoked bacon.Sex, too.
Not at the same time, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:44,
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That'd get messy.Wouldn't want to risk getting anything on your bacon.
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There is a really funny little trickwhich you can do, but you need to be discreet.
When you're going down on a girl, you can shove rashers of bacon up her minge, without her noticing.
I managed nearly 2 packs of unsmoked streaky one time. She just thought I was fingering her.
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But you have to take them out of the packaging first,right?
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For most girls, yes.Also, rindless is better.
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Then pop her in the over, at 180for how long?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:17,
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Well, I'd say half an hour at least. Gives you time to get out of shooting range.
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