Lots of the interesting stories of here are followed by comments of "liar", which is very off-putting.
Judging by lots of stories on here, many of you seem to have had a strictly heterosexual and mostly monogamous approach to sex. This doesn't apply to all of us. Most of my friends are not what you'd call conventional. I will resist posting some of my more weird and adventurous memories, cos they probably won't be believed.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:11, 22 replies)

Liar.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:26, closed)

It is frustrating
Exactly what I already said - we're not all D&D playing nerds. This incessant yapping is discouraging anything wild.

It's only 2 or 3 people doing it though. If you hit ignore a few times, it brightens the place up a bit.
(username failed moderation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:30, closed)

this may be news to you, but pornography is available all OVER the internet...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:15, closed)

Wait ... what??
OMGOMGOMGOMG where's da rude stuff?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:16, closed)

I'm trying hard not to call people liars.
I have semi jokingly called bullshit on just one post, because the bloke claims not to be sure if the blowjob he was getting was his first or not. But apart from that I'm trying to behave even on stories I really don't believe.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)

Hmmm
I agree with the sentiment of this, and it's strange that on a forum where people will cheerfully sing of their indulgence in six of the seven deadly sins, lust still has the toughest time eking a story from many of us (myself included). The logic is thus: to be interesting, a sexual story must involve at least one fantasy that falls outside the heterosexist, monogamous box; but, if you actually write a story like this, whether it's true or not, you will instantly be labelled a liar/paedophile/rapist/Honda Accord of Justice driver (if male), or drowned in a volcanic torrent of cyberjizz (if female).
( .Yeti., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)

It's an interesting theory.
But it might simply be due to the fact that one half of qftw treat it like a hybrid of Dear Deidre and Razzle Reader's Letters and the other half are cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:01, closed)

Different wording, same argument

( .Yeti., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME SORT OF DISAGREEMENT ON THE INTERNETS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:20, closed)

I bet you're not even a real doctor

( MatJ LOOK, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:28, closed)

Outrageous!
Get back behind the screen and bite down on the strap.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:30, closed)

no prizes
Guessing which half you fall into there then Shambo
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:17, closed)

I once got watched having sex by a girl in a Tank Girl costume.
The rocket-tits were a bit offputting.
( gone, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:30, closed)

Please tell me you were dressed as a kangaroo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

^^ wanking to qotw answers ^^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:33, closed)

I'm dressed as a kangaroo *right now*...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:25, closed)

What's that *huff pant* Skip?
There's something *pant wheeze* stuck down *huff gurn* your old mine shaft?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:30, closed)

What? No, I just need you to shove your hand up my arse
while my friends 'L' and 'F' go to work on you. L shaved herself specially for you - she does tend to get a bit furry - and F is good with his nose.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:39, closed)

Oh boy oh man oh boy.
If L can do F in the B-hole then this might just be my greatest day EVER.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:32, closed)

I really wish I had been.
But I have a feeling I'd have had to write about it for the QOTW then.
( gone, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:51, closed)

Like I said.


Bit offputting.

No idea who she was.
( gone, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:02, closed)

Your biggest regret
is that you're a fantasist, but hate being found out?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:06, closed)