Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
Did she not have any 'natural' lubricant at that point in the proceedings?
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.Yeti., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:04,
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What he said
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Cheeselog is mostly water, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:44,
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I may be missing the point ...
but what kind of natural arse lube did you have in mind ?
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Ramsay Tupper, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:46,
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Beeswax and organic mutton tallow
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.Yeti., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:47,
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Mmmm. Mutton tallow.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:51,
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Yes, enough for a start, maybe, but she would have needed a bit of 'warming up' first, which is difficult when you're freezing cold, in the middle of a field
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:51,
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