Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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instead of going down the filthy path of more enjoyable loose girlfriends in my lifethis year i find myself yet again sat at my festive xmas table
with a fat bird that doesnt gobble anymore....
*gets coat*
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:39, 11 replies)
"going down"*giggle*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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"filthy path"Fnar.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:00,
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"enjoyable loose"*hnurk*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:06,
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Does she want stuffing?(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)
don't let the giblets put you off(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:11, closed)
Does she have juicy breasts and good legs?(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:35, closed)
Is she lying on her back with her legs in the air?(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:36, closed)
Does she need a good basting?(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:36, closed)
Have you stuffed an onion up her arse and covered her in silver foil?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:37, closed)
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