ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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A friend of mineMe and a friend of mine were walking home from school when all of a sudden we see this boy who looked about our age.
Now, even if you have seen Monty Pythons' Ministry of Silly Walks, then you can hardly even begin to imagine how silly this boy walked.
My friend, being young and inexperienced in the ways a good boy behaves yells: "Look! There's a RETARD!"
Turns out the poor fellow had Downs-Syndrome.
The looks we got from the passer-bys...
Another time, not quite as embarrasing because there were fewer people, but still.
Same friend, about a month later.
An old lady is walking by with a crutch.
Friend: "Look! That old hag has got a crutch!"
Oh, the shame!
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 20:52, Reply)
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