Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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This one time, at band camp...
... not really.
My shame follows me from my days at polytechnic up in Preston, I was living in a shared house and the couple in the big bedroom had a nice collection of porn in their room but they also had a lock on the door... a simple, three digit combination lock. Suffice to say it took about 3 minutes for me to get in one day when they were both meant to be at poly and I was meant to be ill (ahem). Got the porn and was spending a little time shining the silver, when i heard the door. They were back early and i had not only got the evidence in a now sticky hand, i had left their room unlocked. For some bizarre reason i tried to run back to their room to put the porn back and got caught on the landing with my pants round my ankles... nice.
I stayed there for a little while longer as they were forgiving types but they made it clear i ought to move on. Which i did.
Nevermind the length, feel the quality.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 21:54, Reply)
... not really.
My shame follows me from my days at polytechnic up in Preston, I was living in a shared house and the couple in the big bedroom had a nice collection of porn in their room but they also had a lock on the door... a simple, three digit combination lock. Suffice to say it took about 3 minutes for me to get in one day when they were both meant to be at poly and I was meant to be ill (ahem). Got the porn and was spending a little time shining the silver, when i heard the door. They were back early and i had not only got the evidence in a now sticky hand, i had left their room unlocked. For some bizarre reason i tried to run back to their room to put the porn back and got caught on the landing with my pants round my ankles... nice.
I stayed there for a little while longer as they were forgiving types but they made it clear i ought to move on. Which i did.
Nevermind the length, feel the quality.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 21:54, Reply)
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