ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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I was oncein the Market Diner in Brighton, extremely pissed one late night - about 3.45am i think.
Went to the loo as i had a violent episode of the shits.
Thought, in my drunken stupor, it would be amusing to stick the handle of the toilet brush up my arse, in the hope that some other similarly drunken person would attempt to pick up said toilet brush in order to perform some 'poo grafitti' on the wall.
I chuckled to myself on the way out imagining the victim then picking up and tucking into his sausage sarnie with the now extra aroma of "herbs d'arse" seeping through his floury bap.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:26, Reply)
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