ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Hob-KnobbingI used to work for an advertising agency, the boss of which was a cnut* - but that's another story.
The company had it's own hospitality box at a rather large and famous rugby club, as my collegue and I were enjoying the copious amounts of free booze the bosses wife comes up to me and asks how I was getting home (I lived 70 odd miles away and couldn't drive and was very drunk) to which I answered:
"I'll probably just go outside, collapse and then wait till I wet myself and then follow the stinking stream of piss home."
Blank faces and open mouths met my gaze as it suddenly dawn on me what I'd just said.
To this day I still feel ashamed of this** because in all honesty she was a nice lady and didn't deserve such a barrage.
* Allegedly
** May not be true.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 16:13, Reply)
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