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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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loledgy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:00, 34 replies)
christ
which one are you this time?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:05, closed)
Black disabled kid

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:12, closed)
prolly a lesbian too

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:14, closed)
Shut up my dads a black disabled lesbian actually so that ain't cool man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:14, closed)
I bet you're an adopted mongoloid to get housing benefit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:16, closed)
My dad got blue peter to build him a house

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:18, closed)
out of milk bottle tops

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:19, closed)
No, bricks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:20, closed)
why isn't it a white disabled kid and a black able-bodied kid, and where's the token asian, thomson were so racist

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:36, closed)
White kids weren't disabled until deacon got some airtime and made it cool

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:43, closed)
and fergus sung the blues

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:51, closed)

Fergus likes the poos
Of boys of twelve or less
He's a danger
To the land
To this wilderness
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:55, closed)
It's a diversity double whammy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:37, closed)
clearly the chubby one with the captain sensible specs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:13, closed)
i thought you were the mildly retarded looking one in the special star glasses

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:25, closed)
why is there a downs siamese twin behind cliff?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:51, closed)
that's shambles
don't be mean, his carer might read it out loud to him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:52, closed)
she only reads polish

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:43, closed)

"...on hardwood floors, as damage to the finish may occur. When using this product on glass, such as television screens, be sure to spray from at least ten inches away, and avoid spraying for longer than five seconds, as this may..."
(SlantedScience, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:58, closed)
He's Cliff.

Too soon?
(McChinaman banned, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:31, closed)
please let this be real
please let this be real
please let this be real
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:50, closed)
Course it's not real. Look at the lighting.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:15, closed)
It is very real
and it's a gatefold sleeve as far as I remember. Found one in a chazza shop years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:43, closed)
you found a gatefold advert for Thompson holidays?
MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGNGNGNGNGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:44, closed)
NNNNMMMMNNNNNNGNNNNNNNNNGGGG

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:45, closed)
MMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRRRNNNNNG

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:45, closed)
no'ffence like

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:46, closed)

It's a promo album.

Gatefold.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:00, closed)
MNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:01, closed)

Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:04, closed)
Least convincing backdrop ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:20, closed)
Don't spoil it.
Here was I thinking that at least those poor kids got a decent holiday out of it before being groped by the Peter Panhandle of pop.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:23, closed)

+o
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:34, closed)
?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:31, closed)

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