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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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Whenever I go abroad
why can't them foreigners speak English? Always ruin me holiday what with them not being able to speaks the Queens English.

Innit?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:55, 7 replies)
Most French can understand and speak English
they just refuse to use it because they're backward arrogant fucks. And they smell.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:04, closed)
they all understand a snap of the fingers and a boot up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:19, closed)

snap of the s and a boot
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:06, closed)
I get my own back.
If ever I meet a furriner on holiday in England I only speak to them in English.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:33, closed)
even if they're American?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:45, closed)
I attempted to speak American once
wasn't a pretty sight as I kept mispronouncing words like harbour and colour.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:09, closed)
Also Strines, Kiwis, Seth Effrikens and Jocks.
Oh and Brummies.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:13, closed)

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