Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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while at a conference in WashingtonI needed and went for a shit. Imagine my delight when I looked into the bowel before wiping to find that I had shit a perfect question marked shaped poo. There was even a single brown nugget for the dot. I immediately took a photo with my mobile and sent it to my poo buddy with whom all bowel and gas movements are discussed daily. He rang me about 5 mins later and just said 'Quality mate'.
I can't begin to describe the pride I felt. Looking back, I shouldn't have flushed really. It felt like I destroyed real art.
A poo that is itself a question? Deep man, deep.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:06,
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...Of all the typos, "looked into the bowel" is the worst.
What kind of conference was it, in god's name?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:10,
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"looked into the bowel"Oh dear, we're going to have nothing but Goatse references for this QOTW aren't we...
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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