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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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i have ulcerative colitis and when its bad i have to go to the loo up to ten times a day,shitting a lovely mixture of shit, blood, mucous, diarrhoea, and sometimes just blood. this goes on for days and can catch you in all sorts of places. For example, getting to work early and not being able to get in to poo and shitting in the drain round the back.
Or walking along the street and having to run to someones driveway and shitting on the side of their path.
What fun i have with my bum.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:17, 1 reply)
Crohns disease
U.C's Ugly twin sister. Loverly (not)

All of the above symptoms.

There was a sufferers forum that had a thread "You know you've got CD when..."

Which had such gallows humour as:

"You grab handfuls of McD's napkins 'Just in Case' so you don't run out of arse roll in dodgy public toilets"
"You can spot a public toilet from 1000yards"
"The Police call investigating a domestic, because a neighbour has heard screams from the bathroom"

Been there seen it done it.
Thankfully only 5 times a day. But I'm having a good patch
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:11, closed)

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