Shit all over her stupid posh body
Trinity School in Croydon is one of those posh boys only nonce schools where chaps learn how to bugger younger boys, and show each other their 'gentlemen' for fun.

Anyway, it was the upper forms leaving do (prom for all you yanks out there) and girlfriends were invited. Expensive dresses and fancy haircuts were everywhere.

One guy goes and gets a round of drinks in, then promptly dissapears into the toilet with his pint. 10 minutes later he returns with a smile on his face, he's laid a charming brown gift in the pint glass. Hilarious I'm sure you'll agree.

A drunken idiot at the tables bets another drunken idiot that he won't drink any of the improved beer. The bet is taken on. However another guy wants to up the stakes, so he takes the pint glass, pops a handy condom over the rim and makes like Tom Cruise from cocktail.

Everyones having a good laugh and the idiot starts to shake his cocktail faster and faster, until pop! the condom slips off and the contents, now all mashed up and fucking reeking, deposit themselves all over one of the girlfriends and her expensive dress. The best bit was her boyfriend pissing himself with laughter as she cried.
(drshipman iz in yr shower killing yr nan, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:58, 3 replies)

And this is why
I'll never understand posh people.
(TheWatcher, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:31, closed)

Mistake....
I accidently pressed I like on this... I don't like - it's not big and it's not clever ruining a girls night out.

And ever so fucking childish.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:51, closed)

Similar story
Told to me by a mate of mine who is ex army:
They were all in the mess one night and the usual challenges came out until one bloke says:
'I'll drink a shit in a pint glass'
A glass is taken into the toilet and a few minutes later is duly returned filled with one floating log as per.

The log was floating on milk (WTF??).

Laddo then proceeded to drink this milky surprise while most other members of the bar were busy puking up.
When asked what it was like the hero squaddie said:
'it was alright but the turd bouncing on my nose kept distracting me'

Bloody squaddies eh?!?
no dresses ruined tho!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)