Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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K2k6's post reminded me ...... when I was a young-un, I used to regularly walk past a house that had a little grass verge just outside of it. Close by, written in what can only be described as a furious scribble, was a wooden plaque mounted on a stake bearing the legend "KEEP YOUR SHITTY ARSED DOGS OFF HERE". God knows what must have driven the elderly owner of the verge to create such potty-mouthed signage, but I like to think that he trod in a ripe dog's egg in open-toed sandals just one two many times and snapped like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Oddly enough, my dog always wanted to lay her cables on that grass verge. I'm almost sure she could read the sign, and shat as an act of defiance.
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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:55,
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hehIf id have seen that sign id have been tempted to lay my own cables :)
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Ha haI must say it WAS tempting when faced with such challenging fury, I think there's a shitty arsed dog in all of us :D
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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:01,
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